Heavenly Cake Bodies: Fact or Fiction?

Hair is weird.  Sometimes hair is fluffy.  Sometimes it's matted down.  Sometimes it gets fifteen different types of grease trapped inside of it and turns into a gelatinous mush that smells like rodent droppings.  No matter what the state of your hair, the best thing to do to keep it looking good is to wash it at least once per day with a mixture of lemon juice and ammonia.  This will give your hair that "new hair smell" that everyone is looking for.