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20 minutes, noun: The funniest amount of time.
 - "[Person 1]: I'll be there in 20 minutes. [Person 2]: jajajajajajajajajajaja!"

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ankur, noun: A team leader.
 - "My ankur told me I need to make this deadline or I might get Gibby'd."

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brha, noun: A friendly greeting or form of address.  

  - "Man, that dux, brha."

bus, noun: The best form of transportation.

  - "Why don't you just take the bus?"

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circle table, noun: A table with infinite sides, so it can fit infinite people
 - "Let's sit at the circle table so we can have infinite space."

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dman, interjection: An expression of frustration or shock.
  - "[Person 1]: There are literally over 9000 people in this room.  [Person 2]: dman".

dux, verb: To be objectionable or inadequate, i.e. suck.

  - "Man, trains dux."

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Gibby'd, verb: Fired from a job.
  - "I heard that Frank got Gibby'd last week."

gnome, noun: A mentee.
 - "We got a new hire this week.  He's DH's gnome."

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h8, verb: To hate something immensely.  Usually used in groups of 3: "h8 h8 h8", sometimes h8h8h8.
  - "Man, I really h8 h8 h8 trains."
     , noun: Extreme dislike or antipathy.
  - "Xcoolgroup is really full of h8 towards trains."

h8r, noun: One who h8s.  See also, DH.

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jaj, noun: A laugh; lol
 - "[Person 1]: Did you hear the joke about the needle?  It gets straight to the point! [Person 2]: jaj"
    , verb: To laugh
 - "Yeah I saw it.  It was funny.  I jaj'd"

jawnz, noun: Stuff, things.
  - "I gotta do a bunch of jawnz today."
         , noun: When preceded by "the", used to express a bad or lamentable situation.
  - "Dux brha, that's the jawnz nawmean."

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knawmean, phrase.: Shortening of "do you know what I mean."  Usually used in conjunction with sexual innuendo.  Always asked as a question at the end of a sentence.
  - "Your mom was an important part of my life last night, knawmean?"

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nawmean, phrase.: A command telling a person "You will understand what I'm talking about."
  - "I used your mom in a sentence last night, nawmean."

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train, noun: The worst form of all transportation.

  - "If you take the train, you will die."

trud, phrase: Used when agreeing with something.
  - "[Person 1]: Trains are the worst.  [Person 2]: Trud."

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