Symbiosis... Everyone's doing it. Here's why you should be doing it, too.
Every once and a while, you might feel yourself struggling to survive. Your body aches with every passing second; every breath you take feels like it might be your last. Well, if you achieve symbiosis, then all of that will pass. Sometimes you need another living being by your side to say "Hey, stop putting ketchup on your birthday cake", or "What are you doing? Don't touch the Mona Lisa!" Sometimes just hearing those words can make your day just a little bit brighter.
So I suggest you run to the nearest flea market to try to find this person to achieve symbiosis with. Usually, the people with the most symbiotic potential are those selling old, worn-out area rugs. And not those just selling one or two of them. You need to find the person who has over a hundred of them, each with their own price tag of $5. Walk up to this man (it's almost always a man), and say "Hey, would you like to pet my chihuahua?" If he replies positively, run away as fast as you can. If he replies negatively, then you know that you've found your symbiotic mate.
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