Best Buy, if you haven't heard, has started to sell this line of super-duper, high-tech tampons for men. These tampons do everything. They will order you your favorite pizza from your favorite pizzeria when you are hungry. They will alert the President of the United States if they feel that there is a threat to the national sorghum crop yield. They will also analyze the probability that a certain type of fish will be found in your current location.
So the man thanked me and went on his way. A fortnight later, the man comes back to me and says "Whoa! Those were the best tampons I've ever tamped!" I wondered Why was this man tamping his tampons? Seems kinda strange. Then I asked myself Is that what you're supposed to do with them? So I went home and got my box and tampons and started tamping them. It was the most exhilarating experience I've ever had in my entire life. This may become one of my favorite pastimes.
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