Ridiculously Large Styrofoam Cups Wreak Havoc in Jerusalem

Haven't we had enough of this "I want to look like Marilyn Monroe" crap?  I mean honestly, who would ever want to be a bombshell blonde movie star?  It doesn't make any sense.  Studies have shown that people who look like Honey Boo Boo's mother get more action than someone who looks like a movie star.