It's Been A While

When I was parking my car, I noticed that people were standing around doing nothing.  "Hey!" I shouted at them.  "Why isn't anything happening!?"

They replied, "Because the chickens can't see where they're going.  If they can't see where they're going, then they can't have babies.  And if they can't have babies, then the whole world is going to end!"

Strange, I thought.  That would mean that chickens having babies is the one most important thing in the entire world.